He Looks Dumpy

by Colleen Kitchen

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Parody on "I feel pretty" by Leonard Bernstein. I just couldn't see Orange Hitler twirling around the room the way this tune is normally done, so I slowed it down, changed the feel from 6/8 to 3/4, and put the rhythm in the tube.

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He looks dumpy
Rather frumpy
Donald Trump he is grumpy and mean
What a pity
Paranoia reigning so supreme (lalalalala la la la la la)
NATO meeting
Self-defeating
Too much tweeting we’re needing relief
Itty bitty
Yes his hands are small beyond belief (lalalalala la la la la la)
(Chorus)
Who's his chief of staff - a revolving door 
There are questions we’d like to ask
Should the President
Set a precedent
Very decadent
Such a spoiled ass

Instrumental…..
Building fences
For defense is
Rather dense just like Pence is it’s true
That nitwit 
He is dumber than Don, it is true
(Chorus)
Who's his chief of staff - a revolving door 
There are questions we’d like to ask
Should the President
Set a precedent
Very decadent
Such a spoiled ass
And Sean Spicer
Wasn’t nice sir
A deviser of lies and deceit
It is sad
Watching them kiss Vladimir’s feet

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lyrics by Kevin Ahern

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Colleen Kitchen Portland, Oregon

Colleen has been called "versatile". She plays every manner of keyboard, sings, and adds some wind too. Enjoy some of her parodies and some of her lullabies, and expect some originals soon.

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