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The THING from Mar​-​a​-​Lago

by Colleen Kitchen

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A send up of the Girl from Ipanema I heard the Riccardi's version AFTER I penned this, but I guess great minds think alike.


Tall, and orange, bizarre and flabby
The Twitler thing at Mar-a-Lago gets blabby
and when it blathers each one who hears it goes: OMG... Srsly?

Spending millions on endless vacation
Chortling as it rapes the nation
and when it twitters each one who sees it goes: Clownstick! Pussy grabber! Blowhard! Scumbag! Liar! Bumwipe! Parasite! Toe jam! Barfing noise. Revolting! Disgusting.

Oh, and I watch it irately
How can I say how I loathe it?
New outrage happening daily
And each weekend it spends on the greens
Is straining poor taxpayers' means

How much money is it spending?
While millions see their health care ending
and the Twitler keeps on tweeting by the sea
It goes scot free
on you and me


released November 28, 2017
Colleen Kitchen, lead vocal, all backing
Marc Nasser, backup vocals




Colleen Kitchen Portland, Oregon

Colleen has been called "versatile". She plays every manner of keyboard, sings, and adds some wind too. Enjoy some of her parodies and some of her lullabies, and expect some originals soon.

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