Name: All About Me
Duration: P00H03M48S
Description: This song started out as a song about a nasty entitled toddler. But at some point I realized who it was really about. The last verse was added in 2021.

All About Me

by Colleen Kitchen

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This song started out as a song about a nasty entitled toddler. But at some point I realized who it was really about. The last verse was added in 2021.

lyrics

REFRAIN
Everything is ALL ABOUT ME.
Look at all the people who LOVE ME
I have found the secret, you see.
I gotta keep you focused on ME

VERSE 1
I can be outrageous if I want
It has always been this way for ME-E-E!
If I mess up, someone will clean it up
That’s the way things were meant to be.... (for ME).

REFRAIN

VERSE2
Keep complaining ‘bout the lies I tell.
So you will not see what's goin' o-o-on.
Resulting that your life's a living hell
And I’ll keep skimming money ’til it’s gone. (All gone.)

REFRAIN

VERSE 3
Don’t say that I’m not wearing any clothes.
Someone take that nasty kid awa-a-ay.
I’m the boss and that’s just how it goes.
Unquestioning boot licking or you pay. (Big Time)

REFRAIN

VERSE4
Losing is not possible for me.
If it seems I lost, somebody che-ea-ted!
They’ll never sleep another night carefree.
Without remorse my MAGA’s kill for me. (Okay, now it's not funny any more.)

REFRAIN 2
Everyone is frightened of me.
Afraid what I might bring down upon them.
All they have to do is agree.
The REAL president is still ME! (Oh yeah!)
The REAL president is still ME!

credits

released February 3, 2023
Avelia Moisey, trumpet

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Colleen Kitchen Portland, Oregon

Colleen has been called "versatile". She plays every manner of keyboard, sings, and adds some wind too. Enjoy some of her parodies and some of her lullabies, and expect some originals soon.

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